Newsflash: Buttman in Escalator horror

Actually I laughed so hard I was nearly sick through my nose. We were going up to the platform in Bilbao to catch the train to Santandare. I went to the top of the escalator with my bike then suddenly hear this massive crash. Dad is at the bottom of the escalator with his bike being pulled away from him and him still rooted in the same place at the bottom holding on. He managed to stay like that for a good few seconds with the bike bumping up the escalator steps and him holding onto it for dear life from the safety of solid ground, before the whole thing just fell in on him and he ended up sat on the escalator with the bike on top of him. Reseigned to the fact there was no graceful way to resolve the situation he just rode the escalator to the top like that, whilst I carried out my duty as a loving son and laughed my ass off whilst frantically searching for my camera.